tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-101000342012-02-18T12:57:41.203-05:00Collected here are all the most delicious, non-edible recipes containing the fruitiness of cherries.Clarissanoreply@blogger.comBlogger1351100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10100034.post-11153638913881797122009-06-18T23:09:00.002-04:002009-06-18T23:25:41.251-04:00

As I start this blog I have no idea of how many clones I will end up with. The main problem I foresee is related to the feeding of all my clones. I'm assuming that all of the mes would have hearty appetites like I do. So, the logic goes that I would have a few clones out there making some cash as legal secretaries, waitresses and ... hmmm - I don't know if it would even out. At least if I was

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Ok - so if I have this right, I've linked myself from here toeHOWFrom there, back to here.I've twittered myself at OmSnapAnd from twitter, back to eHow.It's almost like wrapping myself in a web. The pun there is so ridiculous, I take full responsibility for dizziness or nauseousness caused by it.I know that being a part of the Borg is much more than doing multi-level advertisements of yourself on

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I'm attempting to do more writing online. Why? Well, honestly I'd like a crack at some of the money pie that the Internet is still churning out. So, I'm posting my first three articles here to see if they get any views. (You wanted the truth.)There is an added benefit - I made a cake that looked like Jupiter a few years ago. I swore that I had a picture of it on here, but it's gone missing.

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10. Ridiculously long sidetracks and montages on Family Guy9. Being completely confident that no part of me wants to try the Volcano Burrito from Taco Bell8. The Dong Dong sound on Law and Order (but not the theme song - at all!)7. The first Down Dog of the day6. The fact that Yankee Doodle uses the word "macaroni".5. A squirrel eating nuts on top of the grill - better than that - cat/squirrel

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It wasn't until I pissed off a reader - well - those might be strong words, but it wasn't until I got into a pissing match/debate with a reader that I felt like I was an official writer. Maybe that's what it takes - years of writing all about this muck in my head - until finally pissing off the people who read it. I don't know why that makes it official. Thinking this through I see that it's not

Clarissanoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10100034.post-61083178756136406332007-10-16T14:39:00.000-04:002007-10-16T14:51:38.098-04:00

Although this is not a foolproof way to avoid lead poisoning, it sure is a way to save money. I'm refusing to buy anything Made in China. This is almost impossible. In fact, my efforts to outdo my Halloween decorations from last year are going to require the homemade approach. When I went to Spirit Halloween store this weekend I was only able to find a few things in the entire store that

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So what of it if a political candidate decides to speak at the art gallery of their choice and wants a few paintings taken down so that they can put up a more campaign-like backdrop? So what if it was demanded and not requested? Isn't it true that all it takes is a few pop culture influenced paintings to give the wrong impression of a candidate?Let me get this straight - you come to speak at a

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I'm blogging at Families.com about yoga now (in case anyone thought I had dropped out of my online life). I hope to write here again from time to time -- when I get time.Thanks for checking out my new blog (link above).

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Maybe I've seen too many Star Trek episodes. I'm sure that this is the case comparatively speaking. A strong geeky side, lots of field trips to the Air and Space Museum in my youth and an insatiable desire to be reincarnated to find that I live on another planet because humans have made it that far have all contributed to my hope that we can explore things on the ultimate next level.Along with

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CNN's Quick Vote for the day was this:What would you prefer your child to be?1. Happy but bad at math2. Unhappy but good at mathI think it is safe to say that this poll is, excuse the term, retarded. Although, I should say that as of 2:51 p.m. Eastern, 19% voted that they would rather have their child be good at math. I'm guessing, or desperately hoping, that at least 15% of these people were

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He's ferocious. He's stalking. He's balancing on a log. Don't be intimidated by his sleek and gianormous muscles.

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There's not a lot to caption on this one. Luckily, Gigi says it all.

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I found this cluster of mushrooms in my backyard... I believe that it is a collybia of some kind. Any mycologists out there feel free to comment. This is hopefully one of many posts which are totally and truly only about what seems most interesting at the moment. So, the brain jumps around? Go with it -- this lost advertising campaign of Nike... All this ranting, so un-about mushrooms at all,

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Beginning January 2007, anyone born between 1970 and 1979 will no longer be required to like Steely Dan in order to be considered a child of the seventies.Classic Rock lovers across the board will now be able to freely say "Up Yours Steely Dan!" during or after hearing songs like "My Old School," "Josie," or "Rikki Don't Lose That Number." Of course, more colorful language will certainly be

Clarissanoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10100034.post-1147280322679786112006-05-10T12:43:00.000-04:002006-05-10T13:11:47.460-04:00

Finally, the inspiration came back today as I perused the Urban Outfitters mailer, which usually has some cool, but often unusual clothes and household items. Although, the ideas have been brewing for some time now - January-ish - ever since the sneak previews into 2006 fashions, I just couldn't put it into words until now. So, here we have it... the long awaited Cherrystew comeback.For what some

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According to news reports by local weather persons, Chattanooga, Tennessee should have experienced an uncharacteristic amount of winter precipitation by now. The truth is that the only true flakes have either been seen on the nearby ridges and mountain tops, or from the scalps of moisture-hungry heads. That's right. It's dry here, and the prediction of precipitation on Sunday was most heinously

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10. Ditech to change their jingle.9. The war on Christmas to be fought with toy weapon kits.8. To actually see/hear some Christmas carolers7. Howard Stern and Bill O'Reilly to compare their money piles like Scrooge McDuck and Flinthart Glomgold.6. Find out how many people really enjoy having Thanksgiving style food all over again on Christmas Day.5. The "Siesta" incorporated into American

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With the announcement that Brad Pitt is adopting Angelina Jolie's children, plans by UberTube, Inc. to create a superhuman seem much more plausible. The Learning Channel is even thinking of going ahead with their series, "A Geneticist's Story," in the early Spring of 2006. Although Pitt and Jolie have never officially announced that they are an item, analysts believe that his adoption of her

Clarissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10100034.post-1133215563905328412005-11-28T16:42:00.000-05:002005-11-28T17:08:07.313-05:00

I can't send my six-year-old son to film school yet, but when he's about seventeen, I'm going to start filling out the applications myself. Every aspect of film making is fascinating to him - from editing to special effects. Every movie we watch creates a huge new batch of questions which I can't answer. I just can't stand to hear myself say, "I don't know," one more time. The problem is that no

Clarissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10100034.post-1132800367048186742005-11-23T21:30:00.000-05:002005-11-23T21:46:07.076-05:00

I think I need to buy some sock stocks, because it seems like everyone needs them all the time. What does so and so need for Christmas? Socks. Do you know if they prefer thick or dress socks. Both socks. Two socks of both kinds. I mean, many sets of both kinds of socks.Socks were up by 30% last week when makers had to up their production."It's like, for everyone person that exists, they need like

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The famous turducken - a turkey stuffed with a duck, stuffed with a chicken was once all the rage for the semi-yuppy-try-something-different-non-vegetarian-meat-conscious crowd. It was the small, great crowd pleaser for circles of bird frenzyists and holiday feasters.Now, an even more elaborate take on this multi-animal/food delight has emerged which can keep you eating the right holiday foods

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Halloween is just getting started. . . The Presidential race of 2008 is fixing* to be just a couple years away. And who among us is ready to claim that it hasn't begun already?Monday, several politicians of both popular denominations were seen trying on new faces, disguises, party-hats, clearances and overbearing wigs in this costume shop in Salem, MA. *It takes less than two years displaced in

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Just in case anyone needs some ideas on how to be a Pirate-Fortune-Telling-Gypsy-Wench next Halloween I put this picture up. If only I would have sewn that stuffed parakeet to my shoulder, then everyone would have known that my intention was to be a Pirate. See my understated sword and randomly placed bandanas? Don't be frightened by my eclectic booty. That's what pirates do. They collect random

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The Chattanooga Air Show, which came through on October 29 and 30, was a highly recommended event to attend, but all I could think of when I heard the words, "air show," was that I would get stuck in the environment of some kind of NASCAR event. I hadn’t been to one of those either, but I was sure that it would be overpriced, overpopulated and overrated. I imagined us not going, but knew deep

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"It's the right time to have a sardine!"We just don't know how to sell sardines anymore. When is the last time you saw a commercial for them? Can you even picture it? ...wavy screen, wavy screen...[Boy sits at clean kitchen table after school - school bus driving away in the window.]Boy: Mom?-Mom: Yes, Honey?Boy: I'm huungryyyy.Mom [big, knowing smile]: I know just the thing...[Cut to boy with

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What is it with shoes lately? Keep in mind, that I am picky and cheap about shoes, therefore, never satisfied, but really, has anyone seen these shoes!? They seem to be everywhere. All strappy and criss-crossy. Every single time that I see them I think, "Beyond Thunderdome, the Shoes," or "There's those Mad Max shoes again." I guess I'm going to have to go back and watch these again to see

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10. Harriet Miers in Supreme Court Justice Robe9. Sponge Bob (he's just not as cool this year)8. Fat Oompa Loompa - it goes against everything they stand for and no one would get it7. For Couples: Brad & Jennifer6. Aileen Wournos (as seen in Monster) because although she would be amusing at a campus Halloween party and she is very scary, you'd still have to explain yourself the whole night when

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NASA scientists say that finding the petrified head of what has been called, "Pretty Paula," was not really what they had in mind when they said last year that, "If Mars has life, then we'll find it," in regards to questions about the longevity of the solar-powered Mars Rover, which was supposed to last thirty days, instead of a year."Pretty Paula," appears to have belonged to a humanoid about

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For allergy victims, the creator of the rock star of small musical devices, Apple, has created the ultimate cure. A epoxy sprayed, umbrella-like shield, drapes over the entire person, shielding them from rag weed, pet dander, and eczema. The bubble is packaged in a sleek, futuristic cover - no bigger than a cigarette box, in black or sanitary napkin wrapper pink, and also organically knows when

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Earlier this week, Mephistopheles exhibited signs of two of his favorite deadly sins, envy and greed, when he was asked what his opinion is about the escalation of oil prices: "You know, it's kind of like those rich minimalist artists," began Satan. "You just wish you would have thought of that because they make it look so easy. The oil tycoons are doing the same thing. No matter that they're

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A plastic surgeon in North Dakota has attempted to sue the production company he hired after he saw the commercial they made for him which featured this grisly image. Dr. Snouter claims that he had no idea that Splitting Image, Inc. was planning what he called "a grotesque, Halloween-inspired mockery of his business," after clients called his office to complain. Several patients who had recently

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Just when I start directing potential freelance-writer-seekers to come to my website, weird things start happening to my archives. For example: May 2005 - click on it, go ahead. How about clicking on almost any of my previous posts? Those linky pages are freaky with a capital EAK. I've e-mailed blogger. It may be something sub-human like that cyber/human blend that embedded intself into the

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Last night on the late-night show, "In the Wee Hours," Handy Cat transformed himself into "Porcelain Rider Cat" for host Mickeymash McGraw.

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10. Many Will Play - Even More Will Lose9. Just Because You Didn't Go to College Doesn't Mean You Shouldn't Pay for a Stranger's Kid to Go.8. Play the TN Lottery - A great way to workout the thumb and forefinger!7. If You Haven't Played the TN Lottery, You Probably Still Have Money in Your Wallet!6. Millions Pick Five - We Pick One!5. Be a Volunteer - Donate to the TN Lottery4. The TN Lottery -

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"I could have made that" was the the phrase on everyone's mind as they viewed this entry displayed at the 2005 Annual Visual Wonders Festival in Montreal, Canada. The piece titled, "Greek Farmer Resting on a Wagon," by Nancy Crunch had a price tag of $2,400.One visitor to the festival commented, "The sad thing is that someone who comes here in the next two weeks will buy this at full price just

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Hi! I'm going to show you how laundry needn't be such a pain. In fact, you might actually learn to love it if you follow my detailed steps. You may be asking yourself, "what's there to love about laundry?" Well, if you have never crawled into a warm pile of it, then don't ask. Now, for the steps:1. Don't let the static frighten you away -- the charges will subside. Just let the warmth overpower

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We can discuss the impracticalities of women's clothing all we like, but in the meantime, one or more of the following may occur:1. The ruffles on our poet shirts float, from six feet away, onto a glowing candle wick and catch us on fire2. Modern shoes decide to throw caution to the wind and just present what they've wanted to all along: the reintroduction of foot binding3. Because of what they

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Painter, artist and occupational therapist, Leroy Princely, says that he's spending less and less time on his artwork and making more money. This piece, titled, "Ocean Crossroad," made Leroy $15,000 last week, but apparently took only 5 minutes to create. Using his Compaq computer's paint program and a little copy and paste, Leroy seems to have tapped into the human mind's mysterious enchantment

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A fed-up shopper at a department store was checked out this past Saturday before anyone noticed what "signature" he had used to pay for $563.00 of merchandise. An angry Newton, (last name withheld), from Seattle, WA, screamed at our reporters that he was tired of his signature, "...turning out like a gelatinous vomit clot" and that this time he was going to "...show them exactly where they can

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Al Qaeda has now claimed responsibility for Hurricane Katrina. The terrorist organization, said Wednesday, "You didn't think that we could do something like that, did ya?" In the meantime, authorities are still waiting to see which United States group, if any, will claim responsibility for the botched aftermath in New Orleans. Some seem convinced that only a group like Homeland Security could

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Handy Cat has returned with a heartbreaking episode about fixing the sink in his suburban home:Hello everyone! Trying my paw at this sink was one of the hardest things I've ever done. You see, my Uncle Patches, was like a father to me, and he was a plumber. He wanted me to learn his trade. As a stubborn, adolescent cat, I refused him while I pursued the local dives under people's porches and Red

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Yes, evolution gave us a big, fat lie didn't it? It tried to guarantee that species would reproduce and get smarter as they went along. Those evil geologists that plant dinosaur bones. That ridiculous carbon dating that goes back more than 7,000 years. Wow. It's true, people really don't believe in evolution and they're virtually in my backyard. Now, I don't want to bash my neighborhood, but can

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10. Lawning a Mow: (Seeing if a fresh out of beauty school hairdresser can get away with turning her front yard into a salon.)9. Who Wants to Date a Chump?: (Women fight over winning the heart of a meat-head chimpanzee.)8. Crash My Ride: (Filming car owners' reactions after the show crew hot-wires and crashes high-end vehicles.)7. This isn't McDonald's Training, This is Hell: (A day in the life

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People keeping farm animals in their backyards is causing riots in Tennessee. Ok, they're not actually riots, but the article (link shortly) does come from the Breaking News of Chattanooga so it must be dramatic, right? Now, I should say that Chattanooga is a wonderful place with wonderful people, but I only wish that I could come up with some of the ridiculous news stories that actually surface

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Welcome to FAA (Flying Ass Airlines). At this time we'd like to remind you that all electronic devices, including cell phones and pagers, should be turned off until we reach cruising altitude. We'd also like to ask that you make sure all ice picks, knives under five inches, and cross bows are neatly placed either under the seat in front of you, or in one of the overhead compartments. Once the

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We all cheered Tuesday when NASA's Discovery successfully lifted off. Thank God for the great weather which made the trip possible. Of course, "great weather" in this context only means "great" for lizards, ice melting conventions and of course the above-mentioned space shuttle lift-off. As for the rest of us, (even those who complain about over ambitious users of air conditioning) are sweating

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Above, a thoughtful totem of career and life options is displayed at the "Your Life Could Get Crappy From Here Job Fair" in Lee, MN for high school and college graduates. "We're really taking detailed, tangible steps to guide students into concrete choices by showing them top options and specific outlines, giving them ideas based on their marketable job skills and by giving them free snacks at

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I have not forgotten Cherrystew... a small hiatus that's all. Look for a new posting the week of the 7/26. Thanks!!

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"Donnie Darko 2, Are You Sure You Want to Go Out Today? makes Dumbo look like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre" said movie critic Ron Cramp Neck after seeing the Friday Night premier last week. "It's like Donnie Darko for kids. The only thing minutely frightening about the film is the title and lack of regard for the first Darko."Movie producers gave little explanation for why this Teletubbies meets

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An article about a man being attacked by his girlfriend's ex-boyfriend and his friends mistakenly wrote that the victim was attacked by "baseball bats". Authorities later corrected the paper when the sheriff told reporters, "At first we thought the perpetrators used baseball bats, you know, like in sports. A lot of times people use sporting goods as weapons and such. This time the attackers

Clarissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10100034.post-1119471213854424812005-06-22T15:59:00.000-04:002005-06-24T13:43:22.266-04:00

Consistent with some of their other inconsistent and/or arbitrary decisions as of late, the Supreme Court Wednesday announced that a list of pet names commonly found across the U.S., will from now on, be banned.Some of note include, naming a calico cat "Patches", a gray cat "Smokey", a black and white cat "Sylvester" or "Oreo", a golden retriever "Rusty" and a Dalmation "Spot". Cherrystew was

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"Just another wild parade," said Josh Horton of Mulberry, Ohio, as he set out on yet another of Bonnaroo's festive marches.Josh's friend, Maria (shown in gold) said that she has never seen him like this before, "...he is usually the energizer in the group... I hate to say it, but it's like he's totally lost his mojo and it's rubbing off on all the other parade participants, especially the

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What could possibly keep this Death Star of an entity, Cherrystew, from producing its quota of blogs lately? Only a wedding and 4 days of camping with 90,000 of my best friends could. This is last Thursday... the gates opening up to let in the creative juices of Old Crow Medicine Show, Widespread Panic, Dave Matthews, Herbie Hancock... and about fifty others. We were only hindered briefly by the

Clarissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10100034.post-1117505685532413722005-05-30T22:02:00.000-04:002005-05-30T23:03:29.596-04:00

For Phish it will be a reunion, and for Poison fans, well, it would have been another Poison tour if a rambling daydream hadn't been turned into what some are calling an unholy, Frankenstein idea of a tour. Others just keep thinking, wow, Phish is coming back... coming back with Poison."The novelty of saying "The Poison Phish Tour" kept going through my head. I was like, oh my God! what if we

Clarissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10100034.post-1117375835924309932005-05-29T10:01:00.000-04:002005-05-29T10:10:35.940-04:00

Budding guitarist, Alex Grist, spent the better part of this past Saturday with his head in a bottle of Rock n' Rye after learning that his favorite band name creation to date, "Quadropus", was all over the internet (many being used in musical capacities)."I had this feeling," Alex gobbed between tears, "like, this is the name, man. This is the name!!"Although, he does not have a drummer or any

Clarissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10100034.post-1116897046608031652005-05-23T20:17:00.000-04:002005-05-23T21:18:55.456-04:00

is what William Golding should have entitled a sequel to his classic, middle-school saturated, reading list entry, The Lord of the Flies. This "sequel" lays things down in a more psychological manner... it says, here are the seedlings for a viscous dictatorship spawned by anarchy, right on your local elementary school's playground.Why bees? Well, you need to make-up for the lost chaos effect of

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Something frightening occurred to me the other day... I had visited several stores in order to obtain materials for an elementary school Field Day. My shopping list was this:poster boardgiant markerdowels or sign postsvodkaRed Bullcute stickersmarking spray paintI know that you're thinking I could have bought everything I needed at Walmart minus the liquor. You're right. Instead, I went to the

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yeah, that's what I thought too.

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After yet another flight was diverted to Bangor, Maine when the FBI found a no-fly guy on a plane in mid-air from Paris to Boston, officials from the city issued the following statement:"When you divert flight after flight here, to the beautiful city of Bangor, you're basically saying to all of us here that we have so little to offer that there's not even a single terrorist in the world that

Clarissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10100034.post-1115748551224441952005-05-10T14:01:00.000-04:002005-05-10T14:25:56.676-04:00

Last night we were watching David Letterman. Mike Smith, the winning jockey for Giacomo, who won the Kentucky Derby this past weekend, (in case anyone has been living inside of a noodle the past few days) read off the "Top Ten Tips for Winning the Kentucky Derby". Number One was "It helps if Jose Canseco is your trainer".Now, I know enough about baseball to know that Jose Canseco is the infamous

Clarissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10100034.post-1115406745604517662005-05-06T15:12:00.000-04:002005-05-07T19:06:45.200-04:00

...Handy Cat !For Handy Cat!'s first segment he's going to tell you how to obtain, then scoot a nail around the floor until it gets stuck under the refrigerator:"You may remember me as Ginsberg, who served time for aggressive harassment. Well, don't worry folks. My new job as Handy Cat!(TM) has set me on the path of riotousness. Meow, the first thing you're going to need to do is get the nail out

Clarissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10100034.post-1115209290546802862005-05-04T08:01:00.000-04:002005-05-04T08:27:32.703-04:00

I'm so happy! My sea monkeys have finally started talking to me! I can still remember the day I discovered the colorful order form in my brother's Uncle Scrooge comic book in 1979. The picture showed glorious creatures, regally dressed with crowns and pitchforks. The form said that they would do tricks, grow large and even talk to me! I couldn't wait to meet my new sea friends. I knew that I

Clarissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10100034.post-1115079749516190032005-05-02T19:54:00.000-04:002005-05-02T20:43:55.840-04:00

It was totally anti-climatic. After spending late Sunday morning trying to remember the name of the 1997 futuristic movie starring Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke, it was such a let down, "oh, it's Gattaca." We started out looking for something that began with 'E' but my quicker friend, C.H., moved on to 'G' where the guess, 'galactica' finally got us on the right trail (briefly sidetracked by the 80

Clarissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10100034.post-1114649099623416492005-04-27T20:14:00.000-04:002005-04-27T21:03:04.406-04:00

Doug Sponoke from Denver, Colorado told reporters for his local newspaper, Wednesday, that despite popular belief, he really does "get out of the house once in awhile". The twenty-six year old eye examiner assistant said that some of his favorite activities to do outside the house include hiking, going to Chili's to watch ice hockey, and hanging out at his friend Greg's house where they "cut up".

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Truck drivers and pizza deliverers have no reason to be celebrating the recent spikes in gas prices, but we found someone who says she can link her better quality of life the past few weeks directly to the oil market's shenanigans.The homemaker and mother of 3, Rachel DeBue from Cleveland, Tennessee, admitted that if it wasn't for the high gas prices, she wouldn't have come up with such well

Clarissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10100034.post-1114189768747557202005-04-22T13:09:00.000-04:002005-04-22T13:31:00.230-04:00

A plant expert at a St. Louis, Missouri, Horticulture Convention in celebration of Earth Day 2005, said Friday that she had, "...never seen anything quite so horrifying," after she witnessed a Venus Fly Trap exhibit eat 4 people, and injure 2. Wendy Salem, who specializes in orchids, claims that she and several other people were completely exhausted after they spent 15 minutes pulling the

Clarissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10100034.post-1113914801937654942005-04-19T08:46:00.000-04:002005-04-19T09:04:37.933-04:00

*Those with sensitive dispositions may want to skip this blog due to the ferocious nature of the photo below.*Part of amateur journalism requires that we show you the truth, haphazardly, without peer review, and sometimes, as you know, all of the above is frightening.The following photo shows two cats after they terrorized a Wisconsin town Monday night in protest of Elmer Fudd being released on

Clarissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10100034.post-1113827412853449112005-04-18T08:29:00.000-04:002005-04-18T09:05:26.450-04:00

The Looney Tunes character Elmer Fudd was seen by a local waitress at a Shoney's restaurant this weekend, carrying a shotgun and the hide of a stray cat. Apparently, Elmer had shot the cat behind the restaurant as he spotted it jumping out of the dumpster.Although the law proposed by Wisconsin lawmakers has not yet passed, that didn't stop Elmer from doing a little pre-law hunting. The waitress

Clarissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10100034.post-1113416420393497022005-04-14T08:38:00.000-04:002005-04-14T08:40:40.413-04:00

Television does a great job of pointing out all of our most heinous physical flaws with shows like The Swan, Extreme Makeover and many more. No one should be shocked to learn that Fox has found a way to raise the stakes even higher with its wildest makeover series to date. All of the subjects in queue are famous people, however, producers are not yet sure whether the other stars will be able to

Clarissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10100034.post-1113308917210205422005-04-12T08:11:00.000-04:002005-04-12T09:41:16.306-04:00

That's right everyone. Our children can play Grand Theft Auto, but the world is ending because someone out there wants to hunt virtually. What will the Supreme Court say? What would Jesus do? It's funny how something that is legal in real life could even possibly, in the least, become illegal online. I guess you shouldn't hunt for animals online that you can't hunt for legally in reality. Wow.

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The Coca-Cola Company, Monday, released their most innovative beverage to date. Although a huge debate permeated their corporate headquarters regarding the name of the new drink due to the chemists who created the soda not clearly communicating with the advertising department about the drink's shocking contents, Coke did not have to keep us in suspense long. With the lab creation to its placement

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Meeting Conducted by Local Family Regarding Household Waste Management:Man, was it hard, but we did it. Thanks for all your help everyone! We couldn't have folded down our cereal boxes, washed out our milk cartons and placed them into plastic bags without all your muscle and effort. I don't know what we would have done with those cans either if it hadn't been for your participation. Now, for

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10. Special Edition, 5-pocket, Below the Crotch9. Half-crack, Buttonfly8. Pre-washed, Whole Crack7. No-Butt, Boot-cut6. Ultra-low, Outer-underpants Cut5. Acid-washed, I Can't Believe I Just Saw a Button Fly4. Tight fit, Just Below the Crack3. Just at the Crack, Flares2. Barely-There, Zip-flies; and1. These-jeans-are-so-low-they-were-free, Regular-fit

Clarissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10100034.post-1112704279196967772005-04-05T08:31:00.000-04:002005-05-06T15:59:39.570-04:00

This is Kerouac [care-o-wack], a male cat, age 6, residing in Chattanooga, Tennessee. The fact that cat shows across the country have been unable to find a category in which to judge Kerouac has done little to stop him from building a fan base reaching into the tens of thousands. Just one of the ways he has made his mark in the world happened on January 15, 2005, when he was identified by Beck's

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Staring covetously into our children's Easter baskets year after year, we forget to ask ourselves the question: Why do jelly beans get to have so many fun flavors? Out of all the candy produced in the world, as far as I know, only jelly beans www.jellybelly.com get to come in such an array of flavors, followed narrowly by lollipops and candy canes.As a naive teen, my first job was working in an

Clarissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10100034.post-1112473979333661692005-04-02T15:17:00.000-05:002005-04-02T15:32:59.333-05:00

Whether one is a Catholic, non-Catholic Christian or none of the above and whether or not you believe in doctrines supported by him, today is a day to reflect on the life of Pope John Paul II, who stood firmly for peace (even in the face of the President), acceptance of all races and religions and personally forgave the man who shot him in 1981. Not all will see him this way, I know, but

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Waking up late on Friday morning last week, Lydia Brook, age 11, failed to get her permission slip signed before her parents left for work, which would have let her go on the school field trip to the local pretzel factory, Twisty Tasty, Inc. Lydia told us that she was heart-broken that it would be impossible to get a hold of her parents in time to make the 7:45 a.m. departure, so she sat and

Clarissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10100034.post-1112300324862318072005-03-31T15:03:00.000-05:002005-03-31T15:30:04.746-05:00

The following has been obtained through anonymous measures:Professor T. Barnaby's English 101 Weekly Syllabus: March 28-April 1Monday, March 28:Write a half to one page typed, free form poem about any topic that comes to mind throughout your day today. Turn this into my mailbox by the end of the day (7 p.m.).Tuesday, March 29:Ok. I noticed a lot of poems about unrequited love and expressions of

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Gigi 

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Gluttony can quietly move over to the sidelines now that something much more deadly has been Frankensteined to the public -- the Omelet Sandwich from Burger King. This manifestation of impurity and grossness has rightly been coined by the FDA, the Roman Catholic Church, the American Heart Association and a list of 80 other massive organizations, "the eighth deadly sin -- Zazzle". Zazzle, although

Clarissanoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10100034.post-1112031051165845842005-03-28T13:55:00.000-05:002005-03-28T13:54:19.573-05:00

The recent discovery of walking Octopi made by biologists at the University of Berkeley, California, took our reporters to the bottom of the ocean only to find what could be "the snobbiest life on the planet - period".Certain tropical fish, like the Dimidiochromis compressiceps, (see http://www.thetropicaltank.co.uk/Fishindx/dimid_compress.htm) or the Parrot cichlid, (seehttp://

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In yet another show of extreme power, United States Congress, Thursday enacted a law which will possibly force Americans to literally, "move on" to the next news story more quickly. Congress believes that Americans' attention spans, though shifty and fidgety, still linger too long on certain stories, which they feel is a national threat to intelligence (in the brain sense). Examples presented by

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Wednesday turned out to be a a bad day for a fellow blogger in the cyber world. Whitman Weely of Kickapoo, Kansas was literally torn away from his keyboard Wednesday afternoon when family members begged for Social Services to intervene. Whitman was found with raw fingers, some were bleeding from the tips of this nails. His eyes were bloodshot. When Social Services tried to tear Whitman away from

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*Warning* This is not an in jest blog.I've been following the Terri Schiavo story- two sides going back and forth with well meaning intentions. While her plight requires urgent attention, it does not belittle the fact that Governor Bush has let many other issues lie on the tracks. The continuous thread of news stories regarding children being forgotten in the Florida system does not make me

Clarissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10100034.post-1111523668629094042005-03-22T15:34:00.000-05:002005-03-22T15:59:36.043-05:00

The Santa Fe Teaching Zoo in Gainesville, Florida is not just teaching advanced concepts in Zoology. With this gigantic, male alligator, they are inadvertently changing the nature (pun grossly intended) of some dictionary definitions. If you look up a modern definition of "chilling" you may find something like: "a state of non-activity or relaxation". A punchy and jovial definition might look

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Emergency Congressional hearings held this evening regarding the removal of a feeding tube from the Florida woman, Terri Schiavo, who has been in a "persistent vegetative state" for over a decade, were momentarily put on the back burner by take-out menu selections. For over an hour of the three designated to weigh the facts of Schiavo's case, lawmakers were engaged in a fervent debate over

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Like the cyclical nature of life, so do rubber chickens work in circles. They slow down from 80 mph to 5 mph and as soon as they pass the totally under control accident after crawling for 30 minutes, they go back to normal. You know, like a circle. I refuse to slow down with the chickens even if it means that I have to tailgate someone (which I am totally against under all other circumstances).

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Everyone knows that dealing with a stubborn, pig-head every single day of your life can make you want to pour Tabasco sauce in your eyes. Chances are that if you get two days out of a month without the pinhead(s) in your life making you want to die, you're having a great month.If there was a prescription that could change your unbearable loved one into a cuddly teddy bear, wouldn't you ask your

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The furthest food chemists have come as far as meat flavored vegetables is green beans and collard greens. Sometimes all you can taste is the ham. There is a reason for this. Like a good spice, ham can permeate every bite of every dish, if you just add a big enough chunk of pig fat. The problem with adding the chunk is that you could avoid this cost and trouble altogether if the chemists would

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Most internet surfers have tried AskJeeves.com at least once. The people that don't head back to Google or other major engines after going to AskJeeves are drawn to the Q: & A: format that makes it feel like you're asking a question to a real human rather than trying to break what you need down into keywords for web crawlers to properly digest. The latest in search engines steps away from both

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Several times in my life I have called a restaurant to ask them whether or not they put MSG in their food. I try to avoid it because it's an unnecessary ingredient that has been linked to brain damage and personally causes me to have a general feeling of grossness (as opposed to corn syrup, bleached flour and nitrates, right?). One time I called a Chinese take-out...So I ask them, "Do you use MSG

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From his second level prison cell, the notorious cat, Ginsberg, begins his 3 minute jail sentence. He was convicted of 365 counts of jumping onto his "owner's" dresser at 5:30 a.m. and knocking off jewelry, coins and anything that will make a racket. He has also been convicted of harassment and noise violations for meowing at the top of his lungs when his owners are sleeping. When he gets out,

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Many amateur kid chefs will now be able to fully express themselves at the first of its kind, "Ketchup Kids' Cooking School". The idea to open the school was thought up by a chef who visited his niece's elementary school cafeteria during lunch one day. Chef Leonard Lee of Ithaca, New York, who owns his own cooking school called, Can of Cooks College, said he was amazed at the creativity of the

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The fashion industry is proud to announce its newest addition to the world of accessories: Jail Time.To all those on top of the latest trends who will be donning faux security, anklet bracelets, prepare to be called "Posers". You may be able to wear this handy tracking device with your black ribbon high heels, but do you have the felony(ies) to back it up? It's a little like not wearing a pink

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http://www.chattanoogan.com/articles/article_63389.aspStudents have been working hard in the surrounding areas of Chattanooga, TN, to raise money for their county school boards' lawsuits. Coupon books were sold in the Fall. Box tops are collected daily. Car washes, a Christmas store, book drives. Need I go on? These hardworking kids are really reshaping the theory that child labor laws are

Clarissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10100034.post-1109948750811197752005-03-04T10:05:00.000-05:002005-03-04T10:14:58.066-05:00

Although most of the hits on Raymond Bronte's internet site, www.computercontrol.com are due to all of his incessant editing, he still plans to throw a "1,000 Hits" party this weekend to celebrate.In his usual monotone voice, Raymond told our reporters on Friday, that he expects a huge turnout, "You may not believe it, but a lot of people are excited about this besides me. 1,000 hits is not just

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Last night, I was awoken by a I've-Just-Sat-In-Front-of-a-Campfire-for-Six-Hours smell. Not many things actually smell like a campfire, and believe me, I spent a lot of precious sleep time trying to come up with something. I think many will agree that being awoken to any smell in the category of "burnt" at 4 in the morning can only translate in your groggy mind to one of the following: 1. My

Clarissanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10100034.post-1109694184613586282005-03-01T11:22:00.000-05:002005-03-01T11:46:03.266-05:00

William Sutton of Duluth, Minnesota, recently contacted the company, Genetic Savings and Clone based in California to get estimates for cloning the best Subway sandwich he's ever had. Although a cat clone may cost $32,000, Mr. Sutton was surprised to find out that his sandwich would cost upwards of $250,000.Dr. Dopple of Genetic Savings and Clone gave an explanation for the pricey project, "You

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During the Oscars last night, I really wanted someone to yell out, "Lady of the Woods! Lady of the Woods!" when Cate Blanchett won Best Supporting Actress for The Aviator. I started thinking that it's a shame that this is so unlikey to happen. Even the most Hollywood-savvy are probably too nervous to draw extra attention to themselves, and if they were going to yell out anything, it wouldn't be

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The public has become obsessed with "Extremes". For example, the fast-food, drive-in restaurant, Sonic, just introduced "Extreme Tots" to its menu. They're ordinary tater tots, but they're dressed up like their hotdog, the Coney, with chili, cheese, peppers and sour cream. Please note however, that the Coney is not described as "Extreme" at this time.There is also a plethora of Extreme sports and

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