How I Would Delegate Tasks to My Clones (If I Could Clone Myself)

As I start this blog I have no idea of how many clones I will end up with. The main problem I foresee is related to the feeding of all my clones. I'm assuming that all of the mes would have hearty appetites like I do. So, the logic goes that I would have a few clones out there making some cash as legal secretaries, waitresses and ... hmmm - I don't know if it would even out. At least if I was a doctor, then my clones would have that ability - that's assuming that I don't have to teach all of them like in the Clone Wars when they're all young and getting educated. Ok - so these clones would know everything I know - except for the one big secret which is that me, the original, gets to do what she wants all day.

So here we go:

Three clones to clean the house. That seems like a lot, but I know how distracted they'll get.

Three clones to tend to the yard. Same problem as above.

One clone for shopping, bargain hunting, and cleaning the car.

One clone to wait tables.

One clone training to be a bartender.

Six clones as legal secretaries.

Three clones to feed all the other clones.

Three clones to do shifts with the clones above so no one gets burned out

One clone to come up with an activity schedule for clones on their day off

Three clones to teach yoga (then I really could be in two or three gyms at the same time)

Two clones to write keyword driven articles for the internet

Ten clones to build a house for all the other clones. (maybe some contractor clone could teach them how to do that)

I'm stopping at 37. This is getting sick.