Top 10 Jean Styles for Spring/Summer 2005

10. Special Edition, 5-pocket, Below the Crotch

9. Half-crack, Buttonfly

8. Pre-washed, Whole Crack

7. No-Butt, Boot-cut

6. Ultra-low, Outer-underpants Cut

5. Acid-washed, I Can't Believe I Just Saw a Button Fly

4. Tight fit, Just Below the Crack

3. Just at the Crack, Flares

2. Barely-There, Zip-flies; and

1. These-jeans-are-so-low-they-were-free, Regular-fit