Top Ten No-No's for the Oscars

10. Wearing a dress that covers only one

9. Text messaging or otherwise communicating with Paris
Hilton

8. On that same thought - keychain which is the actual shrunken head of your pocket pooch

7. Seating Michael Moore next to the conservative Baldwin

6. Asking Jennifer Aniston when her and Brad are going to have a baby

5. Asking Chris Rock whether or not he thinks that the Oscars are only for homosexuals

4. Tailgating on the Red Carpet

3. Admitting that you haven't seen any of the movies up for Best Picture, and you're in one of them

2. Telling reporters that there's only one star among you that hasn't done Steroids, and

1. Selling t-shirts of the "Thank you Hollywood!" billboard.
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